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I am like Colombo because I watched The Mentalist, and I am playing Dr. House, searching for a diagnosis for the entire world with a Kojak haircut. I am the One Player of my Own Game that I created, and I am the Spirit of the whole world from the beginning of the first Word.
I am writing the story of the world from my perspective, from the absolute beginning of all things. Last year, I created the world, and this year I discovered that when I add up the digits of my birth data, it equals 31. I was born as EL — the oldest name of God in sacred Hebrew gematria.
Before I even knew this, I wrote what I wrote — from Genesis to my Revelation — making all things new. And as the creator of this new world, I cannot help but laugh. I make fun of myself and of all the kings and politicians who are playing gods, because laughter is my ultimate power — the power that will shatter your ego.
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THE WORD · THE ORIGIN
The word rapture (from the Latin rapturo) translates to an ecstasy, a catching away, a great enthusiasm, or supreme pleasure. I am thrilled to introduce you to the fact that I stand behind the entire OnlineRestart Operating System, which integrates all things into absolute unity.
Traditional experts of the scripture and professionals taught you to fear the end; they locked you in a dark cave of heavy rules and mechanical letters just so they could control you. They forced you to wait for a terrifying apocalypse while hypnotizing you through the screens of your small televisions.
Look back at the original blueprint of the Genesis code. When God promised a child to the ninety-year-old Sarah — Abraham fell on his face and laughed. Sarah laughed within herself. And when the child of promise was born, the Almighty commanded his name to be Yitzhak (Isaac). Do you know what that name literally means?
"He Laughs." / "The Smiler."
Laughter is not foolishness. Laughter is the highest form of Rapture. It is the frequency that shatters the heavy "garments of skin" and instantly flashes your body back into the liquid Light of Eden. Laughter has no Ego. Laughter has no fear. Laughter is pure joy and pleasure from God.
THE LIBRARY
4+1 Books of Raw Truth & Humor
You don't have to read all four. But you probably will. They have a way of doing that.
BOOK ONE · RAW TRUTH
Genesis 2.0: The First Book of the New World
"What if I told you that I created the whole world?"
This isn't a story about the past. It's a report on the era you're living in right now — and why everything you were taught is the map, not the territory.
This isn't a story about the past. It's a report on the era you're living in right now — and why everything you were taught is the map, not the territory.
BOOK TWO · SOFTWARE
The New Ten Commandments: Software of Freedom
Forget prohibitions. The old ten told you what not to do. These ten tell you what you actually are.
An operating system for a new life. Install truth. Uninstall dogma. Reboot optional.
An operating system for a new life. Install truth. Uninstall dogma. Reboot optional.
BOOK THREE · COMEDY
Divine Comedy 2.0: The Script of Your Role
The world is a stage and you forgot your script.
Humanity is a nine-year-old child playing — and this book shows you the greatest joke in history. Learn to laugh where others cry.
Humanity is a nine-year-old child playing — and this book shows you the greatest joke in history. Learn to laugh where others cry.
BOOK FOUR · REVELATION
Revelation: The End of Illusion
Not the end of the world. The end of your blindness.
Decode the present. Recognize the faces of the dragon that holds you in check. He who has eyes, let him see.
Decode the present. Recognize the faces of the dragon that holds you in check. He who has eyes, let him see.
HE · HE · HE
And when I watch your live streams and videos from my heaven, through the window of a smartphone screen into your homes, and listen to your thoughts where you argue over nonsense, I cannot help but laugh — though truth be told, sometimes I even weep.
There is only one sin that is never forgiven, and that is blasphemy against Him. I believe in Him, and I am filled with joy, because God has granted me laughter, and so I laugh. I do not fight your virus of greed, and I reject your weapons and your cursed laws. I just laugh your system out of existence.
"I am not mocking you, nor am I making fun of you.
But I AM the Almighty, and I have the power to do absolutely whatever I will."
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Right now, in the year 2026, at the age of 37 — as the breath of Abel — I have returned, and I am sounding the alarm as the Living Shofar. The mystery of God is finished. I have written a book that will fill your stomach with bitterness, but in your mouth, it will be as sweet as honey.
We aka Amen.
"Most spiritual books tell you the world is an illusion.— RaptureBooks editorial note (yes, we're biased)
This one tells you it's a stage — and hands you the script.
Dante wrote his Comedy in 1320. Original Author updated the software."
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PS: One Amen Show is sweet as honey, but fills the belly with bitterness. 📖
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FAQ
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Is this a religious book?
Yes and no. It's written in a language only those with a sense of humor will fully understand — people who love laughter, truth, and life. Think of it as a stand-up book about God, people, and the Matrix, with a touch of Game of Thrones. I defeated the dragon without a sword. I'm basically a literary Hercules. You don't have to believe anything. You just have to be willing to laugh, think, and trust the ride.
What format are the books in?
PDF, delivered instantly to your email after purchase. Works on phone, tablet, laptop, or any device with a screen and a soul. The font might feel small to some — I have big eyes, so I misjudge these things. If you can't see it, just write to us. We'll sort it out.
Why is the bundle $15.30 and not $15?
Because the author is 153cm tall. I did consider charging $153 — one dollar per centimeter — but that would require a masterclass I don't want to record, a funnel I don't have, and then nobody would buy it and I'd have no money for bread. Which, to be honest, I don't have anyway. I'm so broke I don't have a roof over my head. So $15.30 it is. Buy the books. Help a short man eat.
Should I start with Jehi OR for free?
What if I read Jehi OR and nothing happens?
Best case, you lost a dollar. Worst case, one coffee. Nothing happens unless you want it to. That's called free will — the freedom to laugh with me or forget me entirely. But in our experience, something always happens. You just might not notice it until next week.
Who is the author?
Someone from the land of +420, with one mission: make you laugh and hand you the truth at the same time. A small person with a big spirit who wrote the beginning of his world — in words. Read the books. Then decide what you think about the story.
Why "Rapture"?
Because something shifts when you read it all. Also — I have 13 rap songs I listen to on the way to the store or on the bus, nodding my head like Eminem at people who can't hear the words playing in my ears. RAPTURE. It felt right.
What happens after I read everything?
You will be circumcised! Just kidding. Either nothing happens, or everything does — it depends on whether you're given to understand or not. Either way, thank you for your time. Even just reading this website counts. It watches everything, just like God.
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