Yes and no. It's written in a language only those with a sense of humor will fully understand — people who love laughter, truth, and life. Think of it as a stand-up book about God, people, and the Matrix, with a touch of Game of Thrones. I defeated the dragon without a sword. I'm basically a literary Hercules. You don't have to believe anything. You just have to be willing to laugh, think, and trust the ride.

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Because the author is 153cm tall. I did consider charging $153 — one dollar per centimeter — but that would require a masterclass I don't want to record, a funnel I don't have, and then nobody would buy it and I'd have no money for bread. Which, to be honest, I don't have anyway. I'm so broke I don't have a roof over my head. So $15.30 it is. Buy the books. Help a short man eat.

Technically, Jehi OR is my most recently written book and should be read last. But if you read it first, Genesis will make even more sense. It's a first reading — I plan to keep writing until 2032, then combine everything into one big book. For now, this is a small rapture from the hell on earth into the heaven in my head.

Best case, you lost a dollar. Worst case, one coffee. Nothing happens unless you want it to. That's called free will — the freedom to laugh with me or forget me entirely. But in our experience, something always happens. You just might not notice it until next week.

Someone from the land of +420, with one mission: make you laugh and hand you the truth at the same time. A small person with a big spirit who wrote the beginning of his world — in words. Read the books. Then decide what you think about the story.

Because something shifts when you read it all. Also — I have 13 rap songs I listen to on the way to the store or on the bus, nodding my head like Eminem at people who can't hear the words playing in my ears. RAPTURE. It felt right.

You will be circumcised! Just kidding. Either nothing happens, or everything does — it depends on whether you're given to understand or not. Either way, thank you for your time. Even just reading this website counts. It watches everything, just like God.